The paper says that Russia is likely to give the entry, Tick Tock, the infamous "nil points". When it comes to the contest itself, the Guardian's analysis is that last year's winners Denmark have "essentially resigned" from the running by entering a song the paper's pundit describes as "the worst noise you have ever heard". The Sun has a full list of the 25 contenders, but says Britain's Molly Smitten-Downes fears she will lose out to the Austrian "bearded lady". Vienna's entry Conchita is actually a drag act, but the paper makes the song 7-2 favourite. The Sun lets people know what to watch out for, including on-stage butter churning from a Polish group, Greeks trampolining and the aforementioned Ms Yaremchuk who will perform in front of a giant hamster wheel. Twitter's servers should brace themselves for a busy night, says the Daily Express. The paper says that 3.7 million tweets were sent during last year's ...