Five (5) Joke of the Day!

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1. WHY DO GIRLS LIVE LONGER THAN GUYS. =shopping never causes heart attack. But paying the bills does. Lol
2. Rap Gang:
Eight(8) men were rapping a woman, instead of crying, she was laughing, the men never bothered they even went for second rounds each, since she was not crying, when they were fully satisfied, they dressed up. And when they were about to leave, they asked her why she was laughing and smiling instead of crying. She said "MY DEAR, YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND, SINCE I CONTACTED HIV NO ONE HAS EVER DONE THIS WITH ME" the men fainted. Lol
3. A man stole A CHURCH CLOCK JUST BECAUSE HE HEARD THAT Pastor Said that GOD'S TIME IS THE BEST. Could u Imagine.
4. Smokers are liable to die young. Men i better start drinking alcohol maybe drinkers are liable to live long. Lol
5. I can go round the Earth in a seconds, YES! In a SECONDS! Do you wanna know how? Just Draw the Map of the World and Stand on It. Behold You have Reached the Whole World.
Hahahahahahahaha! Shiiiiiii dont Laugh when i'm laughing!

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