JOKE: Na waa for all The Rich People oooh!

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By Divine Chiemeka:

I went wit a friend to visit his babe from a very rich family. The
maid approached me &asked
MAID: what would u like to have, fruit
juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?
ME: tea pls.
MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, Jericho gold tea, bush tea or green tea?
ME: Ceylon tea pls. MAID: how do u want it, black or white?
ME: white. ...
MAID: milk or fresh cream?
ME: with milk.
MAID: goat milk or cow milk?
ME: cow’s milk.
MAID: freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
ME: umm, let me go with the freezeland cow.
MAID: would u like it with sweetner, sugar or honey?
ME: sugar.
MAID: bee sugar or cane sugar?
ME: cane sugar
MAID: white, brown or yellow sugar?
ME: abeg, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water.
MAID: mineral, tap or distilled water?
ME: mineral water. MAID: flavoured or non flavoured?
ME: infact get me an empty glass!
MAID: do u want a tumbler, wine
glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?
ME: abeg, free me, I need nothing! I will swallow my
saliver..."

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